Poodle Quotes

What are some of your favorite poodle quotes?

Poodles are a breed of the water dog. The breed is divided into four main categories based on size. The main poodle varieties are the Standard Poodle, Medium Poodle, Miniature Poodle and Toy Poodle.

Here are some of the best poodle quotes for all animal lovers:

Best Poodle Quotes

1. Stotting is jumping upward with all four legs simultaneously. My advice: do not die until you’ve seen a large black poodle stotting in the snow. -Douglas Adams

2. I’ve got a checklist of things I want – including a Brit, a Grammy, an Oscar and a white poodle. Sometimes it gets lonely, and I want a baby too! I’m ticking things off the list. -Joss Stone

3. Sooner or later I may figure out why you like being a kept poodle. -Raymond Chandler

4. Love, Arthur, is a poodle’s chance of attaining the infinite, and personally I have my pride. -Louis-Ferdinand Celine

5. If one is of the masculine gender, a poodle is the insignia of one’s deviation. -Mart Crowley

6. Presently a vagrant poodle dog came idling along, sad at heart, lazy with the summer softness and the quiet, weary of captivity, sighing for change. -Mark Twain

 7. It’s all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle. -Brad Garrett

8. You can’t expect a poodle to guard your house the way a Doberman pinscher does, and you can’t expect a Doberman pinscher to jump in your lap the way a poodle does. Some people are just animals of a certain nature, and they are always going to have certain impulses that motivate them.

Rita Rudner

9. Even the tiniest poodle is lionhearted, ready to do anything to defend home, master, and mistress. -Louis Sabin

10. They’re not poodles, they’re art. -Rachael Leigh Cook

11. I have the street smarts and survival skills of, like, a poodle. -Jennifer Lawrence

12. Look, I’m still a goateed guy with a bunch of tattoos, but I’ve got a poodle and not a pit bull. I don’t kick boxes and I don’t scream at other people. -Richard Rawlings

13. Conservation is for guilty people on Park Avenue with poodles and Pekingeses. -Peter Beard

14. We’ve been tinkering with nature for tens of thousands of years – look at a poodle! So we’ve created all sorts of organisms and biological things that wouldn’t be here were it not for us. -Frances Arnold

15. When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle’s on a poodle and the poodle’s eating noodles… …they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle. -Dr. Seuss

Funny Poodle Quotes

16. These days it’s hard to look at a poodle without thinking what a good meal he would make. -Steve Martin

17. When you walk through a bad neighborhood, you don’t want a poodle by your side. You want a Rottweiler. -Gene Simmons

18. The poodle bites ; The poodle chews it. -Frank Zappa

19. I need a million dollars to pay the ransom on my kidnapped poodle. -Olivia Cunning

20. There is something about the human condition. I don’t think dogs are like “If only I was a poodle instead of a golden retriever, I’d be totally happy.” Dogs are happy with who they are. -Michael Ian Black

21. I like extremely effeminate dogs like terriers or schnauzers. I make an exception for giant schnauzers and big poodles. Basically, I like dogs which can be dyed day-glo colours. -Jonathan Meades

22. Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man. -George Jean Nathan

funny poodle quotes

23. My dog is half pit-bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip! -Craig Shoemaker

24. If Aphrodite is angry, she might make you fall in love with a toy poodle, or a telephone pole. -Rick Riordan

25. When I was younger, I had a perm, and it was really big. My mom was a hairdresser, so even my dad had a perm! I looked like a poodle, but it was cool at the time. -Heidi Klum

26. It was raining cats and dogs, and I fell in a poodle. -Charles A. Murray

27. There’s nothing so similar to one poodle dog as another poodle dog, and that goes for women, too. -Pablo Picasso

28. She took one of her poodle’s charcoal biscuits out of the packet and ate it herself. ‘Either these are quite delicious or quite disgusting. Like many things in life, it’s rather hard to tell which. -Caroline Blackwood

29. What’s the difference between a Rottweiler and a poodle peeing on your leg? You let the Rottweiler finish. -Frank Carson

30. Who is that?”

“Your replacement.”

“You replaced me with a shaved poodle?”

“He’s got mad skills.

Ilona Andrews

31. He looked at me the way you’d look at a poodle that suddenly started reciting Hamlet. -Serra Elinsen

32. I used to breed poodles. I liked them because they were fluffy and so cute – and honestly, they make a lot of money when you sell them! -Raven-Symone

33. Okay,” Juke said. “Your horse is a donkey, your poodle is a giant wolf breed, and your boyfriend is whatever the hell he is. You have problems. -Ilona Andrews

34. Zach tagged along after her, feeling like a stray mutt panting after a purebred poodle. -Jami Davenport

35. I can just imagine what the humidity has done to my hair. I’m going to meet your family looking like a poodle with a live wire shoved up its butt. -Kelley Armstrong

36. Pomeranians speak only to Poodles and Poodles speak only to God. -Charles Kuralt

37. Some people got vicious Dobermans. I got a shaved attack poodle in a black sweater. His tough, spawn-of-hell image had taken a fatal blow, but at least he would be warm. -Ilona Andrews

38. If a demon and a vampire mated, their offspring would be unique but in harmony, like a Labrador retriever crossed with a poodle. Voila, labradoodle! -Kresley Cole

39. I don’t like politics, hypocrites, folks with poodles. -Alan Jackson

Standard Poodle Quotes

40. It wasn’t every day there was a shooting in a historic lighthouse involving a celebrity chef, an officer of the court, a standard poodle and a fudge recipe.

Kristi Abbott
standard poodle quotes

Mini or Teacup Poodle Quotes

41. Dogs are like their owners. If you get an uptight owner, you have an uptight dog. If you have an assertive owner, half drunk who thinks he owns the whole track, the dog will be the same. If you see that kind of person, he doesn’t own a miniature Poodle. -James R. Heath

mini teacup poodle quotes

42. How do I know Michael hasn’t met some other girl?

Some Floridian girl, with long, sun-streaked hair, and a tan, and breasts? Who has access to the Internet and isn’t cooped up in a palace with her crazy grandma, a homeless,Speedo-wearing prince and a freakish, hairless miniature poodle? 

Meg Cabot